Colletti’s Smokehouse
Description:
Applewood Bacon, Sharp Vermont Cheddar, Fried Vidalia Onion Rings With Chipotle BBQ Sauce
Review:
The Smokehouse is not a bad burger, but once again, it’s not the best ever. You have to understand, I am a bacon cheeseburger with barbecue sauce connoisseur. I’ve got a friend who expects me to order that burger in virtually any restaurant we visit. In fact, I haven’t seen her in a year, and I bet that if you called Jenny and asked what my favorite burger is, she would still know. That said, I think the bacon cheeseburger with BBQ is better suited to a pub/diner style burger (larger patty, heartier bun) than to a burger-joint burger. Again, this wasn’t a bad burger, but you’re better off with Spike’s 5 Napkin or the burger I review next. (Is the suspense killing you yet?)
Story:
It was a glorious Saturday afternoon. The sun was shining, and the temperature, while a tad too warm, was wonderful for August. Dan and I headed down to Good Stuff for burgers and fries. Dan had a drink that I believe he referred to as a “suicide.” He mixed equal parts of every type of soda (and lemonade) in the fountain. I tried a bit, not my favorite but not as bad as I thought it would be. (Admittedly, I used to make similar drinks at Burger King when I was much younger.)
The surprise of the afternoon came when a couple from my alma mater, Wheaton College (IL), sat down across from us. There are a freakish number of Wheaton people in DC. I’ve met them walking around the Hill, at church, in restaurants, and even in the Safeway. I think there are probably more Wheaton alums per capita in DC than any other place outside of Chicago.
